So, as I continue my gloves-are-off approach to all things social media, I have started to write very quickly composed poems – using the lovely Miraquill app – inspired by specific episodes of the podcast. I present the first three here with the relevant episode beneath.

https://shows.acast.com/theclearout/episodes/the-travellator-express-to-nowhere-or-put-down-that-cereal-o

https://shows.acast.com/theclearout/episodes/the-nostalgia-shark-is-coming-for-my-squirrels

https://shows.acast.com/theclearout/episodes/why-de-niro-is-a-gangster-not-a-lover-or-the-case-for-greatn